The First Day Of Spring – Perfect Excuse To Enjoy A Giggle Or Two
Posted on Wednesday, March 16th, 2011
Spring makes me think, but not too hard. It’s time again for some girlie giggles!
Last year about this time, my much loved Cousin OSS sent me a list of 13 silly snippets. (Thanks, OSS. I’m still laughin’!) When I shared the list in a post last year, I was in the middle of a 30 Day Exercise Challenge. I really need to get back on track with my exercise… but that’s another story.
First some laughs. Here are the funnies once again – enjoy!
BTW… Guys won’t get most of these. My Hubby had that glassy eyed stare when he read them. So, Gals, this is for you:
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills… She has 14 kids but doesn’t really care.
2. One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you are doing, someone else does.
6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today…
8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.
9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my underwear…
10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!
11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like…’You know sometimes I forget to eat!’…Now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
12.. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. =)
13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s my idea of a Wondermous day!
Hope you enjoyed your Springtime break and had a giggle or two. Have a great First Day of Spring where ever you are.
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Thanks for the laughs! Laughter is a lovely health tonic. Releases endorphins and chases away stres hormones. Keep it coming!
You’re welcome, Kathi. I try to start every day with a belly laugh. It sure seems to work to keep my mood positive and light. Thank you very much for stopping by and commenting. I love the company! 😉