Sunday Funnies – Grandkids Can Be So Darn Honest
Posted on Sunday, July 17th, 2011
My Gram saved the Sunday Funny Papers for me and my daughter Nicole every week – many, many years ago. I think it gave us both an appreciation for the fine art of mixing humor with work. (It could also explain a lot… ) I’ll try to pass on my Gram’s gift here, sort of as a reminder to laugh every day. Thanks, Gram. Let’s see who’s got a chuckle for us today…
I guess I’m missing my grandkids while they’re away on vacation.
Thanks to the folks at humoretc.com for the grandparent laughs and for allowing me to share these with my readers. Here ya go…
What’s He Like?
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”
The cop asked, “what’s he like?”
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, “Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs”.
Ageless
My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.”
He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?
God-Like
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, “Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?”
I mentally polished my halo while I asked, “No, how are we alike?”
“You’re both old,” he replied.
Teaching Grandma
I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued.
At last she headed for the door, saying sagely, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!”
Hope you had a chuckle or two. Have a great week!
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Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs. That’s priceless.
I know, right!? Dang!
Hahahaha!! ‘Teaching Grandma’ was cute, but, ‘Ageless’ was awesome! Love it!! 😀
How come you have all those buttons up there, but, not a Twitter button? Meant to ask you that before, but, I keep forgetting….
You know, I don’t know… I’ll have to ask my website guru about that. 🙂
Thanks for sharing the Hahahaha!!! with me, LisaMM! 😀
Heehee! Ok!